When Alice’s is about to open 

Everyone else:

Me:

When I walk into the Hyman Forum, 

and there’s a speaker

When I go to play frisbee on the quad 

What I expect:

In reality:

When I get a Pstone burrito 

What I expect:

But then:

When I go to get a sandwich at Alice’s 

At first I’m like:

But then:

Me:

When I’m playing HvZ, 

and at first I’m like 

but then I’m like

When I’m talking to a Goucher guy 

Him:

Me:

When it’s admitted students day, 

and I’m like

When I walk into a Goucher art gallery 

When a science major is talking to a Comm major