When I walk in on my friends 

When someone asks why there’s a women’s study major 

I’m like:

My friend:

When I bring a guy back to my room 

It’s like

But then

When there’s a shadow cast 

And it’s like:

Me:

When I have a 2-hour lecture class 

When I start the semester with 150 meals 

I’m like

But by finals:

When I think about my future 

As a freshman:

As a senior:

When I add the person I like from class on Facebook 

and see that they’re in a relationship:

When someone tells me I can just go from the bottom floor of the library to Alice’s 

When someone asks where the best parties are 

I’m like: